Thursday, September 3, 2009

Ode to the Twins

Once they were perky, up high on my chest.
That was the place where I liked them the best.

Full and bouncy are words that I'd use to describe,
The twins that with so little help stood up high.

But I put them to work feeding kids for so long.
Now I'm here to tell you, the twins are long gone.

I had my third baby, then went on a diet.
I want to look healthy, so I thought I should try it.

Did I lose my arm fat, those flabby white tubes?
No. Dang! In fact, I lost my big boobs.

5 comments:

Annie said...

You know, I'm much too young to relate to this as well as I do.

aLi said...

whatever, Emily. Can I be bold and say you have not lost your twins?!?
but I loved your ode. I relate as well.

Erin & Danny said...

At least you had twins to loose!

Emily said...

True dat - my sis!

Laura F said...

Too true... too true. I can't believe we've arrived at this fabled stage of life already.

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